"Okay, baby, hold tight," said Zaphod, "We’ll take a quick bite at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe."
from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
He put on a little light music instead.
from Mostly Harmless
There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler’s mind.
from So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
He also heard the official from the Safety and Civil Reassurance Administration issue instructions that the planet in ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha must be made ‘perfectly safe.’
from “Young Zaphod Plays It Safe” in The Utterly Utterly Merry Comic Relief Christmas Book
this ice cream is too spicy
The joke’s on both of you
You end up dating each other
He says after watching Loki fall onto his ass from a great height.
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
IM SO SICK OF BEING INSIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE